List of fictional brands
A fictional brand is a non-existing brand used in artistic or entertainment productions — paintings, books, comics, movies, TV serials, etc.. The fictional brand may be designed to imitate a real corporate brand, satirize a real corporate brand, or differentiate itself from real corporate brands.
Why create fictional brands
Works of fiction often mention or show specific brands to give more realism to the plot or scenery. Specific brands provide descriptive details that the author can use to craft a plot: a character may own a factory that manufactures a popular product, or may make a scene by demanding a particular brand; a detective may get clues from the brand of cigarettes smoked by a suspect; a film may include a commercial poster on the background, or show a package of cereal in close-up.
However, unauthorized use of real trademarks for such purposes could trigger legal action by their owners — especially if the brands are referenced in a way that could be seen to have negative marketing impact. In general, the use of a real brand requires prior written consent by the brand's owner, who will typically demand some control on the brand's use. These hassles are probably the main reason for the use of fictitious brands.
Real brands are often used, of course. Sometimes a specific brand is needed because of its prior associations; e.g. the Coca-Cola machine scene in Kubrick's Dr. Strangelove would not work with any other real or fictitious brand (except possibly Pepsi). Sometimes the author will use a common brand only to make the scene more natural or create a specific ambience. More commonly, such uses are instances of product placement — the insertion of "casual" (but actually paid and intentional) positive references to brands in movies, television programming, games, and books. However, this practice is so widespread in the entertainment industry that it gives authors another reason to avoid the use of real brands: any such reference would be suspected by the public of being paid advertising, and could diminish the artistic or intellectual merit of the work.
Another advantage to a fictional brand is that all its specifications can be invented. In this sense, an author can invent a model or brand of car, for which he can make up details. That way, he doesn't have to go look up specifications on a car, which would take time and effort- he could just make them up.
Yet another reason to use a fictional brand is that sometimes a product is itself a major "character" in the plot, and using a real brand would limit creativity as the author would be constrained by the actual attributes of that brand. A subset of this is comedic brands, the most famous being "Acme" for the maker of complicated gadgets that never quite work.
Finally, the use of a real brand may be excluded also when the plot is meant to develop in a time or place (e.g. in a distant future, or in a fictional universe) where the real brand would not have existed anyway.
Fictional brands
The following is a list of fictional brands, organized by product category.
Beverages
Alcoholic beverages
- A Cold One - Homestar Runner
- Alamo Beer - King of the Hill
- A.M. Ale - Saturday Night Live
- Bear Whiz Beer - Firesign Theatre
- Bearhugger's Whisky - Discworld (varieties include Old Selected Dragon's Blood and The MacAbre)
- Bendërbrau Cold-Fusion Steam Beer (microbrew) - Futurama
- BOA - Neon Genesis Evangelion
- Brewmaster - Saturday Night Live parody of Meisterbrau commercial
- Buzz Beer - caffeinated beer from The Drew Carey Show
- Cap-Beer-Cino - caffeinated beer competitor to Buzz Beer from The Drew Carey Show
- C.M.O.T. Dibbler's Genuine Authentic Soggy Mountain Dew - Discworld, the bottle says 'one hundred and fifty percent proof'! This is almost certantly a lie.
- Colonel Kwik-E-Mart's Kentucky Bourbon - The Simpsons
- Duff Beer - The Simpsons
- Elsinore Beer - Strange Brew
- Fudd Beer - The Simpsons
- Klein's Beer - Futurama
- Koul-Brau beer - DC Comics
- Leopard Lager - Red Dwarf
- Löbrau Beer - Futurama
- Masterbrew - Saturday Night Live parody of Meisterbrau commercial
- Mister Beer- Saturday Night Live parody of Meisterbrau commercial
- Old Phillipino Creamy (coming in shorts & quarts) - Firesign Theatre
- Olde Fortran Malt Liquor - Futurama
- Old Vinyards - The Lord of the Rings
- Pabst Blue Robot - Futurama
- Pawtucket Patriot Ale - Family Guy
- Plummett & Rose Wines & Spirits - the company Montague Egg works for in the stories by Dorothy L. Sayers
- Red Tick Beer - The Simpsons
- Sam Adams' Head Boston Lager - Futurama
- Samuel Jackson Boston Lager - Mad TV
- Schmitz Gay Beer - Saturday Night Live
- Shires Ale - The Archers
- S'more Schnapps - South Park
- Spunk beer - Tank Girl
- St. Pauli Exclusion Principle Girl Beer - Futurama
- Tenku Beer - Kill Bill
- That Ol' Janx Spirit - Primary ingredient of a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
- Turbot's Really Odd Real Ale - Discworld
- Willer Beer - The Kentucky Fried Movie
- Winkle's Old Peculiar Real Ale - Discworld
- Victory Gin - Nineteen Eighty-Four by George Orwell
- Yebichu - Neon Genesis Evangelion (a combination on real beer Yebisu and Ebichu, both of which the creators were fans of)
See also: List of fictional mixed drinks
Carbonated Beverages
- 6+ - The Man Who Sold the Moon
- bebop cola - Sealab 2021, Comes in a variety of flavors: Root Bird, Gilberto Grape, Artie Shawberry, Kiwi Holliday, Peachmo, John Cola-trane, Don Wild Cherry, Vince Guavaldi, Dave Bruberry, Cab Colaway, Dexterade, Nina Lemone, Mango Reinhardt, Getzberry, Fizzy Gillespie, Marian McPineapple, Or'ngette Coleman, Mingus Dew, Plain, and Diet Plain.
- Bubbleshake - (actually an addictive appetite suppressant) Doctor Who
- Bouncy Bubble Beverage (aka B3). Also B1, B2 and B4. - Paranoia RPG
- Brotherhood's Sparkling Pomayde - Murder Must Advertise and Montague Egg stories (both by Dorothy L. Sayers)
- Buzz Cola - (there's also Crystal Buzz Cola) The Simpsons
- Cactus Cola - The Flintstones
- Cadre Cola - The Running Man movie
- Carbie Cola - (The most carbonated soda ever), Fillmore
- Cowboy Cola - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Mirage Studios comics)
- Dopokoke - cocaine-spiked drink in For His Son, a 1912 D. W. Griffith short
- Ebola Cola ("The hemorrhage that refreshes") - Transmetropolitan comics
- Fizzade - Doctor Who
- Fukk Cola - Syrup
- Jammin' Orange Blast - Futurama
- Kreml cola - One, Two, Three
- Jooky - 7-Up TV commercial
- Moka Cola - The Man Who Sold the Moon
- Mrs. Arbiter's Ginger Beer - Discworld
- Nozz-a-La - Dark Tower, an alternate version of Coca Cola.
- Purple Flurp - Jimmy Neutron
- sHades - ("sHades - The soda from Hell") - The Long Dark Teatime of the Soul
- Slurm - Futurama
- Soder Cola - DC Comics, esp. Superman titles
- Soylent Cola - Futurama
- Slug-o-Cola - Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
- Zesti Cola - DC Comics, esp. Batman titles; Soder's great rival.
Other beverages
- Aquarta Milk - Mad magazine
- Bucket's Bovine-, Ovine- and Caprine-Based Drinks - Discworld
- Chocolate Chip Juice - Sealab 2021
- Crab Juice - The Simpsons
- Curly Mountain Straight - Klatchian coffee, Discworld
- Ersatz Brothers Coffee - The Firesign Theatre
- Extreme Walrus Juice - Futurama
- Garden Blast - organic vegetable juice, The Simpsons
- Melonade - Homestarrunner
- Mococoa - All-natural chocolate drink, made from beans grown on the upper slopes of Mt. Nicaragua (The Truman Show)
- Lord Green tea (a play on Earl Grey tea) - Discworld
- Piemonade - Homestarrunner
- Red Desert Special - Klatchian coffee, Discworld
- Shiz! - Futurama
- Squishy - Slurpee-type drink, The Simpsons
- Swill - Mineral water, Saturday Night Live
- Twentyman Teas - Murder Must Advertise by Dorothy L. Sayers
Food and grocery products
- Aloafa Bread - Mad magazine
- Apounda Butter - Mad magazine
- Arnie's Whole Beef Halves - Firesign Theatre
- Admirable Bird's Deep Fried Chicken Fingers - Firesign Theatre
- Bachelor Bar - Futurama
- Bachelor Chow - Futurama
- Bean Bay Beans - "They're the beaniest!" Futurama (TV series)
- Beer-battered Ticks - Firesign Theatre
- Billy Jack Dog Food - Firesign Theatre
- Blackbury Pickles - Johnny and the Bomb
- Bucket's Dairy Products - Discworld
- Bunbury's Wholemeal Flour - Murder Must Advertise by Dorothy L. Sayers
- Captain Eightpanther's Travellers Digestives - Discworld
- CHAM (a takeoff on SPAM) - Hey Arnold!
- Chef Lonely Hearts Soup For One - The Simpsons
- CHOW™ - Good Omens
- Cheesy Poofs - South Park
- Clammer's Beefymite Spread - Discworld
- Enchiladitos - snack chips, Aqua Teen Hunger Force
- French-Fried Fleas - The Firesign Theatre
- Glagnar's Human Rinds - "It's a buncha muncha cruncha human!" Futurama
- Gobble Wieners - turkey hot dogs, Futurama
- Groat Cakes (Heavy on the 30-weight Mom!) - Firesign Theatre
- Groat Clusters - Firesign Theatre
- Guts in a Cup! (Yum!) - Firesign Theatre
- Ironcrust's Dwarf Bread - "T'bread wi' t'edge", Discworld
- Kaiser Chicken, ubiquitously advertised free-range chicken meat - The Truman Show
- Kibbles 'n' Snouts - (pet food) Futurama
- Louie's Wipe Out Pumice Hamburgers - Firesign Theatre
- Ma Raney's Old Fashioned Wholesome Moleskin Cookies - Firesign Theatre
- MEALS™ - Good Omens
- Merkle and Stingbat's Very Famous Brown Sauce - Discworld
- Motron's Salt - Futurama
- Mouse-on-a-Stick (Wow!) - Firesign Theatre
- Mrs. Smith's Deep Dish Sheep Dip Cherry Stone Pies - Firesign Theatre
- Munce (an all-purpose processed vegetable product) - Judge Dredd
- Nick's Swell Pizza, with no Anchovies! - Firesign Theatre
- Perp - The Muller-Fokker Effect
- Powdered Toast - Ren and Stimpy
- Powdermilk Biscuits - Prairie Home Companion
- Rat-in-a-Box - Firesign Theatre
- Sleepy Joes (red beans and reds) at House of Bad Brains - Firesign Theatre
- SMEAT, a takeoff on SPAM - Waterworld
- Son-of-a-Gun Stew - "Cowboy" Andy von de Oniyate's canned stew, Cowboy Bebop
- Soylent Chow - Futurama
- Soylent Green - from the film of the same name and the novel that inspired it
- Soylent Red and Soylent Yellow - see Soylent Green
- Steakfish fillet - Menu item when Moe's Place on the Simpsons briefly became a family style restaurant; revealed to be marketing term for 'bottom feeding suction eel'
- Swell Cheese - Firesign Theatre
- Third & Third & Third - parody of Half and half, Futurama
- Uncle Siggy's Peruvian Cocoa Powder - Firesign Theatre
Breakfast Cereals
- Admiral Crunch - Futurama
- Ano-Weet - Monty Python's Flying Circus
- Archduke Chocula - Futurama
- Brekkie Flakes - UK TV commercial for Lombard Direct (loans company)
- Bunbury's Breakfast Bran - Murder Must Advertise by Dorothy L. Sayers
- Canine Crunchies - 101 Dalmatians
- Captain Sucrose - FoxTrot
- Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs - Calvin and Hobbes
- Chunky Puffs - Ed, Edd, and Eddy
- Colon Blow (also Super Colon Blow) - Saturday Night Live
- Cowboy Crunchies - Toy Story 2
- Drama Flakes - The Tick
- Froot Poots - All That
- Generic Puffs - Family Guy
- Jackie O's - The Simpsons
- Kap'n Alphabet - Muppets From Space
- Krusty O's cereal - The Simpsons
- Little Chocolate Donuts - Saturday Night Live
- Loosener's Castor Oil Flakes - Firesign Theatre
- Lucky Captain Rabbit King Nuggets - Powerpuff Girls
- Lucky Chodes - Ren and Stimpy
- N'yuk-N'yuks - "The Breakfast of Stooges" from The Three Stooges In Orbit
- Peabody's Piper Parritch - Murder Must Advertise by Dorothy L. Sayers
- Quarry - "Better tasting 'cause it's mined" Saturday Night Live
- Raw Bits - Prairie Home Companion
- Shredded Meat - All That
- Stabby-Ohs - (Itchy & Scratchy brand cereal) The Simpsons
- Sugar Frosted Lumps - Ren and Stimpy
- Sugar Frosted Milk - Ren and Stimpy
- Sugar Sod Pops - Ren and Stimpy
- Veggie-O's -Daddy Day Care
Confections and candy products
- Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans - jellybeans from the Harry Potter series
- Chocolate Salty Balls - South Park
- Chocos - DC Comics, favourite cookie of the Martian Manhunter (replacing Oreos, which featured as such in Keith Giffen's Justice League of America)
- Everlasting Gobstopper - Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
- Higgs and Meakins - chocolate manufacturers in Discworld
- Hyperbubble - gum advertised in Chewing Magazine - Calvin and Hobbes
- Jolly Time Jelly Beans - Actually exists, but if you open a can of 'jelly beans' a joke snake explodes out of the can in your face.
- Mrs. Muldoon's Expectorant Lozenges - cough sweets in Discworld
- Pep bubble gum, causes levitation - Duck Tales
- Mock Choc, a chocolate substitute - Judge Dredd
- Mockolate, a chocolate substitute - Friends
- Snacky Cakes - South Park
- Styro-Pak Cookies - Futurama
- Sunshine Desserts - a whole dessert range. In The Fall and Rise of Reginald Perrin, the title character works for the company that makes them.
- Stuff, a creamy whipped dessert with unusual powers - The Stuff
- Sta-Puft Marshmallows - Ghostbusters
- Swell's Goody - Monty Python's Flying Circus
- Tomboy Toffee - Murder Must Advertise by Dorothy L. Sayers
- Whizzo Chocolates - Monty Python's Flying Circus
- Wienrich and Boettcher- very upmarket chocolate manufacturers in Discworld
- Wonka's Nutty Crunch Surprise - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
- Wonka's Whipplefudgemallow Delight - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Nutritional supplements
- Buck-u-Uppo - P.G. Wodehouse's Mr Mulliner stories
- Jollop's Concentrated Lactobeef Tablets for Travellers - Murder Must Advertise by Dorothy L. Sayers
- Maltogene - Murder Must Advertise by Dorothy L. Sayers
- Nutrax nerve tonic - Murder Must Advertise by Dorothy L. Sayers
- Vitameatavegemin, a nutritional supplement that incidentally contains a high proportion of alcohol - I Love Lucy
Medicine and drugs
See the Fictional medicine and drugs section of Fictional chemical substance
Clothing lines/brands
- Banana Club - Kim Possible
- Bleu Jeans - Aqua Teen Hunger Force
- Boggi's - Discworld
- Derelicte - Zoolander
- Didgeridoos - Magic: The Gathering (Unglued series)
- Gess - from a Bruce Baum sketch on Comic Strip Live!
- Faster Than Light Briefs - underwear, shares abbreviation with Fruit of the Loom - Futurama
- Farley's Fashion Footwear - Murder Must Advertise by Dorothy L. Sayers
- Mad Mod - Clothing brand owned by former Teen Titans villain The Mad Mod in DC Comics
- Manslip Collection - A men's underwear brand in comics by Ralf König
- Mr. Boy - formal wear for young men on The Simpsons
- Papaya Republic - Dykes To Watch Out For
- Potato Republic - Spinal Tap
- Threadgold's Thoroughgrip Garterettes - Beachcomber
- Valentine lingerie - Dallas
- Veronica's Closet - Veronica's Closet
Tobacco products
Cigarettes
- Cloud Nine marijuana cigarettes - Doctor Who novels
- Drome Cigarettes - Lolita by Vladimir Nabokov (a play on "Dromedary", the kind of camel pictured on Camel cigarette packages)
- El Dorado Cigarettes - Family Guy
- Fantastic cigarettes ("look for the can in the plain brown can") - The Firesign Theatre
- Gasperettes - Murder Must Advertise by Dorothy L. Sayers
- Hashmore cigarettes - The Muller-Fokker Effect
- Highmaster marijuana cigarettes - When H.A.R.L.I.E. Was One
- Kentucky Slims Chicken-Flavored Cigarettes - Futurama
- Land-O-Smiles marijuana cigarettes - The Man in the High Castle
- Laramie cigarettes (and Laramie Jr.) - The Simpsons
- Llama Cigarettes - The Shadow
- Mazedonia Zigarettes - Syldavian brand in Hergé's Tintin album L'Affaire Tournesol (1956) [1] (http://www.zompist.com/syldavian.html).
- Morley cigarettes - The X-Files, Millennium
- Nails cigarettes - "Dogma"
- Napalm cigarettes - Pollen by Jeff Noon
- Necromancer cigarettes - Discworld
- Puffin Cigarettes - Murder Must Advertise by Dorothy L. Sayers
- Red Apple cigarettes - Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill
- Victory cigarettes - Nineteen Eighty-Four by George Orwell
- Whifflets - Murder Must Advertise by Dorothy L. Sayers
- Cigarettes bearing only the sign of the dollar - Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand
Cigars
- Cigars of the Pharaoh - Hergé's Tintin album Les cigares du pharaon (1934)
- Dutch Butts - Futurama
- Le Grand Cigar - Futurama
- Pantweed's Thin Pantellas - Discworld
- Royal Kooparillo - Futurama
- Zuban Cigars - Futurama
Other tobacco products
- Blackheart chewing tobacco - Discworld
- Jolly Sailor pipe tobacco - Discworld
- Longbottom Leaf and Old Toby's pipeweeds - The Lord of the Rings
Household products
- Binford Tools - Home Improvement, Toy Story
- Blam-O - What's Happening!!
- Carl Farbman furniture - Seinfeld
- Darling's Household Appliances - Murder Must Advertise by Dorothy L. Sayers
- Galaxy Glue - The Incredible Shrinking Woman
- Fibro-Val detergent - Monty Python's Flying Circus
- Godti Makers - Mafia-made, nanotechnology-based material synthesizers (Transmetropolitan)
- Keflon cookware - Seinfeld
- Mr. Sparkle - (Japanese dishwashing detergent) - The Simpsons
- Sanfect disinfectent - Murder Must Advertise by Dorothy L. Sayers
- Sopo - Murder Must Advertise by Dorothy L. Sayers
Hair, hygiene, and beauty products
- Bronzoluxe Creme - Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law
- Command Purpose Condoms - Strangers in Paradise
- Crelm Toothpaste - Monty Python's Flying Circus
- Dapper Dan Pomade - O Brother, Where Art Thou?
- Dead Cat Soap - Firesign Theatre
- Dibbler's Homeopathic Shampoo - Discworld
- Fop Pomade - O Brother, Where Art Thou?
- The French Stuff - Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law
- Lover Soap - Stranger in a Strange Land
- Mere and Stingbat's Herbal Wash (with herbs!) - Discworld
- Ocean Breeze Soap ("
For people who don't want to stinkIt will make you clean") - The Muppets Take Manhattan - Ori-dent electric toothbrushes - Seinfeld
- Robo Fresh - Futurama
- Rinse 'n' Run Scalp Tonic (with extra herbs!) - Discworld (parodies Wash & Go shampoo/conditioner)
- Sonky's Preventatives - Discworld condoms (a genericised brand, as in "a packet of sonkies")
- Spurt Toothpaste - Looker
- Soul Glow - Coming to America
- Toothpaste - The Toothpaste Millionaire
Petroleum Products
- π-in-1 Oil - parody of 3-in-1 Oil, Futurama
- Lexoil - DC Comics
- Mom's Old-Fashioned Robot Oil (made with 10% more love than the next leading brand) - Futurama
- Petro Mundo - Captain Ron
- Roxxon - Marvel Comics
Stores, retailers, and fast-food outlets
See List of fictional companies#Retailers
Vehicles
- Beta Romeo - flying car, Futurama
- The Betsy - Harold Robbins novel (and movie) The Betsy
- Bormann 6 - car from the US film Putney Swope
- Canyonero - a parody of typical SUVs, The Simpsons.
- Heron sedan car - Nero Wolfe
- The Homer - car designed by Homer Simpson, The Simpsons
- IT - codename for a superfast gyroscopic unicycle designed by Mr. Garrison to combat airlines, South Park
- The Jupiter 8 - a Roman car on an episode of the original Star Trek series
- Melmoth - Humbert Humbert's car in Lolita
- Ford Thundercougarfalconbird - flying car, Futurama
- Plymouth V'ger - flying car, Futurama
- Scooty-Puff Jr. - short-range single-person spacecraft for children, Futurama
- Scooty-Puff Sr. - short-range single-person spacecraft for adults, Futurama
- Wagon Queen Family Truckster (in Metallic Pea with optional Rallye Fun-Pack) - National Lampoon's Vacation
- Wasabi - a badly designed Japanese car driven by Newton Pulsifer in Good Omens
Other products
- Various ACME products - Wile E. Coyote and other Looney Tunes animated cartoons
- Arachno Spores - "The fatal spore with the funny name!" - Futurama
- Akina iconographs - imp-powered "cameras" in Discworld
- Baby Smokes-A-Lot - doll, Family Guy
- Bag-O-Glass - Saturday Night Live
- Bamboo Boogie Boots - Futurama
- Bioalchemic Products - imp-powered personal organisers in Discworld
- Dr. Flimflam's Miracle Cream - Futurama
- Lexcorp, Lexoil, Lexair, Lex-Mart etc. - Various brands owned by Lex Luthor in DC Comics
- Li'l Bastard - line of mischief-making kits for young children, often used by Bart Simpson in The Simpsons
- Loose Blood - mysterious product advertised on Firesign Theater
- Magnavolt car security system - Robocop 2 film
- Molten Boron - Futurama
- Nishi - brand of electronics, The Big Hit
- Ortho-pure Procreation Pills - The Running Man film
- Poop (cola, chocolates, etc.) - Invader Zim
- Poopin Diggins - The Bob Show
- Shankman's Rubbing Compound - "When something needs rubbing, think Shankman!" Futurama
- Slashco knives - The Simpsons
- Strong Force Krazy Glue - Futurama
- Super Adhesive Industrial Glue - Family Guy
- Thompson's Teeth - "The only teeth strong enough to eat other teeth!" Futurama
- Try-Hard 1-11 pacemaker battery - "Picks up where your heart left off." Saturday Night Live
- Ubik - From the Philip K. Dick novel of that name. "Safe when used as directed".
See also
- Archive of fictional things
- List of fictional companies
- List of fictional electronic games
- List of fictional media companies and events
- Brand
- Trademark
- Product placement
- Brand management
External links
- Searching for a Big Kahuna Burger (http://www.s-t.com/daily/07-96/07-12-96/c04ae104.htm)
- Topher's List of Fictional Cereals (http://www.lavasurfer.com/cereal-fictional.html)